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was €4,000
€3,999
per hour*
Confidential — but share it, nobody will fund this
an Out of Memory Ltd. company · "GPUs without the nonsense"
SEED ROUND DECK — 2026 (please)
1 (one) GPU 9 customers uptime: yes
*Price excludes VAT, electricity, cooling, luck and the plug.
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Mandatory disclosure
Read this before you reach for the chequebook

This is a parody.
It is built to never get funded.

PauperGPU does not exist...

  • No real product, no real GPU, no real Kevin.
  • No path to profit.
  • No rights may be derived from anything.
Out of Memory Ltd. 02 / 15
unfundable The problem
A €0 market nobody asked for

AI compute has become
far too reliable.

Hyperscalers offer instant, dependable GPUs...

  • 01Modern clouds spin up an H100 in seconds.
  • 0299.99% uptime robs users of the thrill.
  • 03Everything just works.
Out of Memory Ltd. 03 / 15
The solution
Introducing scarcity-as-a-service

One (1) GPU.
Shared by everyone.

A single thermally throttling GTX 1060...

Latency in business days Fan noise as free ASMR
1
GPU, total, forever
÷ 800
simultaneous tenants ("cosiness")
Out of Memory Ltd. 04 / 15
Product · the spec sheet
Our data centre (the fuse cupboard)

Nothing to hide.
Also nothing to offer.

Honesty lasts longest... (*audited by Kevin)

  • Cooling: open window (seasonal)
  • Power: the neighbour's extension cord
  • Backup strategy: hope

PAUPERGPU — RACK 3

data centre "the fuse cupboard" · Purmerend
GPUGTX 1060 6GB*
*of which working4 GB
Coolingopen window
Powerneighbour's cord
MonitoringKevin looks sometimes
SLA"our best, usually"
Energy labelAAA+ (unplugged)
UPTIMEYES
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TRUST — IT IS BASED ON NOTHING
Out of Memory Ltd. 05 / 15
do not invest Market size
TAM · SAM · SOM, descending

We did the
maths. Twice.

Most decks grow the circles...

Methodology: a beer mat.

€400BTAM · all AI compute (theirs)
€38SAM · people who'd settle
9SOM · current paying customers
Out of Memory Ltd. 06 / 15
Business model · pricing
Compute for every budget, as long as it's low

Three tiers.
One GPU.

The Welfare

€0.02/mo
  • 1/800 of a GPU
  • CUDA error included
  • Queue: ±4,800 places
  • Support
  • Results
Most popular*

The Freelancer

€49/mo
  • Night-time GPU access
  • 1 (one) complaints inbox
  • Hallucinations-as-a-Service
  • AAA+ label sticker
  • SLA on paper
Sold out

Enterprise

€?/never
  • Dedicated GPU
  • 99.9% uptime
  • Dedicated manager
  • Reason to exist

Also accepted: bottle deposits.

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Traction
Hockey stick (pointing down)

Numbers go somewhere.

9paying customers
1model training since March
4,812people in the queue
40%correct / 99.9% confident

Engagement is exceptional...

REVENUE (€, monthly)
Mar · Apr · May · Jun · projected
Out of Memory Ltd. 08 / 15
Competitive landscape
The famous 2×2

Alone in the
worst quadrant.

Every competitor clusters in "fast & reliable."...

Moat depth: ankle.

FAST
SLOW
RELIABLE →
← UNRELIABLE
AWS
GCP
Azure
PauperGPU
Out of Memory Ltd. 09 / 15
negative margin Unit economics
Where every euro proudly goes to die

CAC > LTV.
By a lot.

€612CAC (mostly Kevin's petrol)
€7LTV per customer
−380%gross margin
literalburn rate (GPU smokes)

For every paying customer we spend roughly 87× what we earn...

Out of Memory Ltd. 10 / 15
Financial projections
5-year plan · audited by hope

Costs go up.
Revenue does not.

€38
€7k
2026
€34
€12k
2027
€29
€20k
2028
€21
€31k
2029
€12
€44k
2030
RevenueCostsPath to profitability: none
Out of Memory Ltd. 11 / 15
Team
Lean. Possibly too lean.

Headcount: 1.
Plus a ghost.

K

Kevin

Founder · CEO · only employee

Handles sales, ops, cooling and the GPU.

?

The Intern

Unpaid · "for exposure"

Does everything Kevin forgets.

†

The Miner

Previous GPU owner · 2021

Left behind a faint smell of regret.

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please don't The ask
Terms designed to repel capital

Raising €4,000.

€4,000
at a €4,000,000,000 pre-money valuation
Implied ownership offered: 0.0001%
Liquidation preference: −1× (you owe us)
Board seat: no, but you can watch
USE OF FUNDS
  • Rent (mining covers most of it)—
  • One more extension cord€18
  • Kevin's Minecraft realm€9/mo
  • A second GPU (aspirational)€?
  • Contingencynone
Out of Memory Ltd. 13 / 15
Risk factors
For completeness · also: the whole deck

Reasons this fails.

  • Single point of failure is the single GPU.
  • Power cord is owned by the neighbours.
  • Founder is frequently on break.
  • Cooling depends on the weather.
  • The GPU sometimes mines for rent.
  • Company number is on a note we lost.
  • Output is 40% correct.
  • TAM continues to shrink on purpose.

Recommendation to investors: do not.

Out of Memory Ltd. 14 / 15
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